salt

Alright one reader I am out of retirement. So what movie is so powerful it could drive me out of my golden critical slumber it is "salt". So salt is not critically acclaimed, it is not a classic in the making, and it is not an indy, what it is is a movie that sucks. I mean really sucks. Its premise, about a sleeper cell of russian agents hell bent on bringing down America would have flown 25 years ago, but not now. The action sequences were laughable. I mean fine we are almost always supposed to believe people can do things in these movies that would kill other people but come on this Russian bitch jumped from truck to truck on a highway like it was nothing after jumping onto a truck from an overpass. One of the things I will always love about "diehard" is that by the end Bruce Willis was so badly bruised, bloody, and beaten it was plausible that this man went through what he did. The fact that Angelina Jolie still had perfect makeup after this ordeal tells me one thing, people don't pay to see an ugly Angelina Jolie just ask the people who made "a mighty heart", which by the way did not suck, this did stay away unless you don't mind a horrible plot, laughable heroics, and plot twists that leave you saying "i saw that coming"!!